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1. Carousel 2. M+M's 3. Fentoozler 4. Touchdown Boy 5. Strings 6. Peggy Sue 7. Sometimes 8. Does My Breath Smell? 9. Cacophony 10. TV 11. Toast and Bananas 12. Wasting Time 13. Romeo and Rebecca 14. Ben Wah Balls 15. Just About Done 16. Depends |
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11. Toast & Bananas
Do you wanna know what I think of you? 'Cause you're not the way I thought you should be Do take back what you said It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head
And now all alone, one's less than two I've never been better off living lonely To listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say
What did you think of me acting this way I guess you never really thought at all Is that what you call your brain? Is that why I call you hang up on me?
I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose And now I'm a man who's just living small Listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone I'd Much rather be riding prone, then To be just another one you are lame to
I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose But now I'm a man who's just living small Listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I tune you out of my mind Won't bend over backwards or Take another step ahead to Hear from you again
Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I'd Much rather be riding prone, than Be just another one you are lame to
Don't talk to me as I tune you out of my mind Won't bend over backwards or Take another step ahead to Hear from you again
Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I'd Much rather be riding prone, than To be just another one you are lame to |
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12. Wasting Time
I'm wasting time thinking about a girl And stealing her away from her world She and I would run away I think of all the things that I'd say
We'd talk about important things And I picture it in my dreams She'd teach me about modern art And I'd show her it's okay to fart and
Maybe I'd impress her By being in a band and Maybe if I act real tough She'd let me hold her hand and Maybe I'll win her heart By writing this song about her
Sometimes I sit at home and Wonder if she's sitting at home Thinking of me and wondering if I'm Sitting at home, thinking about her Or am I just wasting my time
Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's When I made fun of that guy Remebering the look she gave me When I told her that I used to fry
I really want to ask her out But my ego could never take it And even if I got the balls You know that the Cougar would never make it
And in my town you can't drive naked
And maybe I'd impress her By being in a band and Maybe if I act real tough She'd let me hold her hand and Maybe I'll win her heart By writing this song about her
Sometimes I sit at home and Wonder if she's sitting at home Thinking of me and wondering if I'm Sitting at home, thinking about her Or am I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time Am I just wasting my time Am I just wasting my time Wasting my time thinking about a girl |
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13. Romeo & Rebecca
Walking through the grass Another blade next to you from the ground As the wind does pass I notice as you feel the breath of my shout
Your words are kind The kind that repeatedly say no But that's alright I'm older than you so I've got time
What have you said, reach out your hand There's a black shadow on my wall But as I look into my mind I can see that girls are a waste of time
We've all seen the bridge A broken seam and a girl on one side You think your words will work They only work when you lay down and close your eyes
I thought of all the lines All the right ones used at all the wrong times But that's alright Depression's just a sarcastic state of mind
What have you said, reach out your hand There's a black shadow on my wall But as I look into my mind I can see that girls are a waste of time
I don't want to live alone I don't want to live in My broken dreams of you
I don't want to live along with My broken dreams of you I don't want to live along with My broken dreams of you |
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14. Ben Wah Balls
(No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman pincher Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink)
Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth And happily and gay Well I guessed exactly that Because he found a special girl That put him in a special trance
He fell in love so quickly What the hell was he to expect That the girl under his arm wasn't the same As any other girl That he had thought that he once met I guess you could only blame fate
Things started getting weird as they started to kiss She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed And then quietly one day He sang a song from deep within his heart Causing some ingestion He finished with a great big fart and
She knew at that one moment That song was something she heard before So she asked him to do that again
Then out the door they hurried She was gonna find out for sure So she analyzed his rear end
She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom. He used to always fart and sing this special song. Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall. 'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls."
I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah... I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah... |
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15. Depends
I don't want to urinate on myself I don't want to urinate on anyone else Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore Because I can't control my bladder anymore
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Step back in the light No more soiled nights alone But I guess I don't have a care Because there's not a load in my underwear
I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go) I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go) I had an accident today I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say
But, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Step back into life (go, go) No more soiled nights alone Well, I guess that I don't have a care If I on't have a load in my underwear |
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